I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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