Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
