You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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