Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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