windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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