Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Porn is love you can see.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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