spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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