Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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