his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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