I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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