Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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