...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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