Nicole vs. Life
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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