watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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