That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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