We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is wine microwaveable?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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