I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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