My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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