I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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