For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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