you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My balls are so social today.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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