we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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