Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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