do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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