Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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