I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Are we still banned from the library?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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