I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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