I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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