she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
