Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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