I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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