He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
There r osticjed everywhere
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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