Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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