I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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