You made me cry and you don't even care
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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