Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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