if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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