i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
