How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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