I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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