Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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