ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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