They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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