I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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