wat bout pragnant strippers??
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
