I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I have already put on my inside pants.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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