You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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