Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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