piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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