we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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