Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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