chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i out mim tonsoeep
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