yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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